Total Medals Earned: 667 (From 91 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,385 Points
Medals Earned: 22/25 (325/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 150 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Medals Earned: 6/13 (125/475 points)
Win the Qualifying Rounds!
Win the 16th-Finale
Win the 8th-Finale
Win the Quarter-Finale
Win the Semi-Finale
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 16/18 (375/480 points)
Discover the Nerd
Win the first level
Check out Alice's page
Check out MonoFlauta's page
Discover the Janitor
Complete level 10
Discover the Teacher
Discover the Bully
Escape from School
Complete all the levels with perfect score
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/300 points)
One Kill
use magic
get ending 1
A quick look at SBC
get ending 2
get ending 3
Found the secret medal
Medals Earned: 13/13 (160/160 points)
Gain 100 tangerines
Gain 100,000 tangerines
Gain 100 million tangerines
Gain 10,000 tangerines
Gain 10 million tangerines
Gain 1 thousand tangerines
Gain 1 million tangerines
Gain 50 tangerines
Gain 10 billion tangerines
Gain 1 billion tangerines
Gain 100 billion tangerines
Gain 1 trillion tangerines
Gain 100 trillion tangerines
Medals Earned: 2/18 (30/455 points)
Kill Marty for the first time
Oops, the camera was not recording
Kill Marty 5 times
Killing Marty at 0.6 mph
Killing Marty at less than 44.0 mph
Win in 10 seconds
Win 5 times
Win in 9 seconds
Win in 8 seconds
Kill Marty 100 times
Kill marty at 87.5 mph
Kill Marty 25 times
Win 25 times
Win in 7 seconds
Win in 5 seconds
Win 100 times
Win in 6 seconds
Kill Marty 500 times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.